Is This Really Intimate Cosmetic Surgery?

A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy.
Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed.
Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed.
Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor.
“I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!”
The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him: “I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself.”
“The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had the same procedure done some time ago.”
“And what about the third rose?” she asked.
“That’s from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears.”

Comments (11)

Sir JephJune 24th, 2009 at 7:21 pm

Well done, Mr Bartoni, you’ve excelled yourself once again.
Quality, style and brilliance all rolled into one clever piece of humour…Thanx for sharing your eloquent prose…!

hogdigerJune 24th, 2009 at 7:21 pm

heard it before but its still a good-un
and just to make it seem like I’m answering a question yes it would be classed as intimate surgery

redzuanuJune 24th, 2009 at 7:21 pm

funny..

Daniel JJune 24th, 2009 at 7:21 pm

Yes very good!!!

the-famoJune 24th, 2009 at 7:21 pm

Lol **

JeNnier "ANTI- JONAS"June 24th, 2009 at 7:21 pm

LMAO!!! haha!!

†ΪċКĿěď pїиК ¡ň L♥νέ w¡Ťĥ ☆Mᆆâ˜â€June 24th, 2009 at 7:21 pm

hahaha!!! that is really funny!! lmao!!! ♥

AnonymouJune 24th, 2009 at 7:21 pm

didn’t laugh just grossed out

♥ Sinéad ♥June 24th, 2009 at 7:21 pm

lol made me giggle…thank you :)

Electric Pool HeatersJune 24th, 2009 at 7:21 pm

ew wtf

raouf_haJune 24th, 2009 at 7:21 pm

thats funny and i like you so have a star from me

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